Hittade en riktigt rolig grej på en amerikansk blogg. Jag tänker inte översätta, ni är säkert tillräckligt duktiga på engelska för att fatta, eller hur?!
REDNECK HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a second hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Bubba,Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Back in an hour..
Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part,but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside.